Thursday, 4 October 2007

The Drama Queen Awards...

And the Drama Queen of the Year Award goes to... *drumroll*.... Evil Stepmonster! *slight smattering of applause*...

Oh my god, I am so overwhelmed. I don't know what to say! I never win anything! Oh there are so many people to thank! First of all I must thank my ovaries for all their polycystic-infertile fun this year, and my uterus for that lovely miscarriage adventure. Thanks also to the electrical fault that almost burnt down our entire house and everyone in it. Oh, and the Screaming Banshee and Loser Boyfriend deserve a huge mention for the total lack of common-sense and responsibility they've demonstrated this year. And last, but not least, my stepson Batman for getting mindlessly drunk on the weekend, borrowing Loser's car and crashing it into a house! Thank you all so much for helping me to win this fabulous award!

My life used to be so quiet. Seriously. Before I met DH I lived on my own in a tiny wee house in a dodgy area of inner-Melbourne. Not so much as a whiff of danger or fear or drama for the whole 3 years I lived there.

Now look at me. All I did was marry a man with 3 kids and a psycho ex-wife, and try to have a baby. My life has turned into a bloody soap opera from hell! I am so sorry you have to read all this crap, but if it wasn't written down I wouldn't believe it...

3 comments:

eden said...
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topcat said...

Oops - sorry, that was me, pressed the wrong button.

Oh my .... do you know that I, too, married a man with three kids, and a psycho ex?? And my stepson - after getting expelled from 2 different high schools - threw a party, got drunk, and crashed my husbands car?? Oh, and then ran away (under the house, but still). He is now living with his mum, but wants to come back here. The joys.

No wonder the freakin stepmothers of old WERE EVIL. *sigh*

I sincerely, truly feel your pain. I hope everyone is ok. Most of all - I hope you get to have a baby soon, I truly do. xo

Stacie said...

Wow. I am hoping things settle down a lot in the very near future! And try not to kill your stepson...he might deserve it, but it will definitely put a crimp in your baby making!